HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!! riiight ... so that's my post on this thing for the next couple of months.

Is life making me insane, or was I always like this?

Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this today after Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.

HU'S ON FIRST

By James Sherman

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

Zauberlich Neo: hmmm, I think I'm going to go watch Monster Garage
Lwalton106: huh?
Zauberlich Neo: they're supposed to be building a lawn mower out of a Mustang GT
Lwalton106: hahahahahahaha
Zauberlich Neo: talk to you later

The Onion | What Do You Think? Good God.

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I am having many love for David Rees.

Mars Getting Closer and Closer and...

This will be cool. Check it out.

Everybody's leaving this weekend.

For those who care, my plane leaves at noon tomorrow and I'm getting back late Monday.

Tom Tomorrow is the greatest ever.

Which Founding Father Are You?

DOLE WON. we can all hang our heads in shame now ...

While everyone is on a roll with the quizes:



Ok, guys, how much do you *really* not give a fuck?

Which Harry Chapin Song Are You?

Thanks to Leigh. Cats in the Cradle is a great song, too. Harry Chapin was the man. Too bad they didn't have a choice for WOLD or 1000 Lbs. of Bananas.

Linky & Dinky's Amazing Mental Power!

Paydro70: mine was described as "small" though I don't know what exactly that means
Paydro70: as far as I can tell they're all small

I hope everyone enjoyed ice skating.

So, yeah. I'm still having a party at my house tomorrow night starting at 6:30 and ending whenever. You guys can feel free to dress up and make it all Halloween-like if you wish.

But y'all's attendance is fucking mandatory. Or it'll hurt my feelings.